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June 17, 2005
The Difference Between Riverbend... and General Assembly
People-Watching List compiled while watching the Black Diamond Heavies, Bessie Smith Strut 2005.
Ponytails sported by graying and/or balding males: 21
Obviously inebriated viewers over the age of 45: 14
Tie-dyed garments: 9
Live snakes functioning as necklaces: 2
Side-ponytail straight from the eighties: 1
People-Watching List compiled while scanning my immediate surroundings at General Assembly during the offertory:
Blue and white seersucker suits: 2 (one male, one female)
Striped shirts: 9
Checked shirts: 6
Hawaiian shirts: 1
Neon pink shirts worn by males: 2
Bald heads in a row: 3
Know your audience.
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You're my new favorite blog/blogger.
Posted by: JosiahQ at June 17, 2005 09:33 PM
Wow, thanks, Josiah. You know, of course, that everything I know about blogging I learned on the radio...
Posted by: elissa at June 18, 2005 10:32 PM
whodathunkit, talk radio being informative. I dunno though, those cats were a buncha total wankers.
Posted by: JosiahQ at June 18, 2005 10:40 PM