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July 18, 2005
Noel and Elissa in the Looking Glass
When Noel and I set out for a twilight jaunt last night, our plan was simply to walk over to Tennessee Avenue, swing around the loop that we assumed Seneca Avenue and Fidesah Way formed, and then head home. We didn't realize that the moment we began walking up Seneca Avenue, we had pushed through a Lewis Carroll-esque looking-glass.
Old homes -- some in need of repair, most well-maintained -- either peeked out from behind tangled gardens or loomed above us, perched on the hillside with steep narrow steps leading to the front doors. As we crested the first hill we noticed another green street sign, crammed tight with white letters. There's an "Edelweis Lane" in St. Elmo? We hooked around and marched up the steepening incline, past a double-wide that had been converted to a house-with-an-amazing-view, past another perched home with a chimney two times too tall...and then the road stopped. An overgrown, trash-strewn path cut out to the left, but since the sky was darkening, we postponed any off-roading and scuttled back down to Seneca.
The homes began to remind us more and more of the houses you'd see in Lookout Mountain's Fairyland neighborhood. We passed through the newly named "Fidesah Way" intersection and kept climbing, Seneca rearing up into a long, slow hill.
(Keep reading to learn about the Volvo heaven, the Lookout Mountain clone, and absurdities on the walk home)
We stared at a large, cozily-lit and crazily-gardened home nestled on the slope to our right. Somehow, it looked like it belonged atop Lookout, not on the St. Elmo ridge. Then we saw the row of Volvo's, one with a European license plate, and we echoed each other's assertions that this was, undoubtedly, a Pettit house.
We kept walking, curious about this displaced Lookout Mountain community we had stumbled upon. The streetlights were all lit now, but we couldn't see the city lights or the stars for all the tall straight trees that flanked the road. Seneca bent around at the edge of the ridge and blended into Westridge Road. Now the trees shot up from our left, still blocking the view of the city, and beautiful homes with sprawling decks and terraced yards sat above us on the right. "If this takes us down onto the other side of the ridge," I threatened Noel, "we're calling someone to come pick us up."
But a gigantic "Do Not Enter" street sign suddenly sprang up, flanked by two other reflector-laden signs, blocking a crumbling road that continued along the ridge. East Avenue helpfully connected to Westridge, and we swung back around, ending back on Seneca, at the house with the row of Volvo's. Still shaking our heads in disbelief over this hidden enclave up on the ridge, we burst back onto Tennessee and the St. Elmo we knew.
Apparetly, however, whatever spell had forged that looking-glass neighborhood clung to us, continuing to disrupt our assumed reality. On the walk back to Alabama Avenue, a packet of barbecue dipping sauce from a fast food restaurant rocketed at me from the window of a passing car, we found black and bedraggled toupee on the side of the road, a huge, rusty car spring bounced cheerfully on the sidewalk in front of us, and, as we crossed over St. Elmo, a biker sped past, nodding his head in time to the thumping bass of the rap music emitting from the full-sized speaker strapped to the back of his bicycle.
"'It seems very pretty,' [Alice] said when she had finished it, 'but it's rather hard to understand.' (You see she didn't like to confess, even to herself, that she couldn't make it out at all.)"
-- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
Carefully Dramatized Life Accounts , Writing | By elissa | 04:43 PM
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not sure how I feel 'bout you comparing Stelmo to LKTMTN
Posted by: JosiahQ at July 18, 2005 04:56 PM
I don't know how I feel about it either, so I'm glad that those experiences on the walk home reemphasized the fact that we were, indeed, in stelmo. I don't think people ride around on bikes-with-sound-systems on the mountain.
Posted by: elissa at July 18, 2005 05:08 PM
true dat, if we ever get around to making the Zombies in St. Elmo game, we'll have some level where you're crusing on a boomtrike, or Zombies riding boomtrikes attack you. should be awesome.
Posted by: JosiahQ at July 18, 2005 05:09 PM