An Open Letter to Those Whom My Google Juice Has Misled

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August 04, 2005

An Open Letter to Those Whom My Google Juice Has Misled

Gentle Google-Sent Reader,

You came looking for animated gifs. Now, I'm torn. I don't want to get our relationship off on the wrong foot, but I feel compelled to express my utter bewilderment at your insistence on sprinkling blinking, spinning, or otherwise morphing bits of digital glitter across the web. That's coming perilously close to using the dreaded "blink" tag, and we all know what happens to people who use the "blink" tag.

Still, I feel as if I may have misled you with my blog title, and for that I am truly sorry. So, as a virtual olive branch, dear reader, I have culled online animation sites to marshall together those bits of pep that you have sought after. Unless my site tracker has deceived me, all of images are ones that some peruser or another has hoped to find within these pages. Honest.

Besides, who knows how many other folks out there are looking for that elusive animated noodle?

Finally, Gentle Reader, as I've done you a favor now I ask one in return. Please don't use these on your website.

Cordially,
- elissa

P.S. Follow the jump to find your heart's desire; it's too painful to put on the initial blog page...

"animated raspberry"	"animated wife cooking"
"animated noodles"	"animated jazz" (okay, not really, but it's close)
"animated police car"	"animated Jesus" (yeah, don't use that)
"animated cat"	"animated laundry"