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April 19, 2006
Matching Game
This is my brother, the stud. You may have also seen him flipping on trampolines, flipping off cliffs into the ocean, or, occasionally, just, uh, flipping. He only wears covered shoes when the temperature dips into the twenties, he once received second degree burns from boiling oatmeal water, and he enjoys eating oranges in the shower. This man is looking for a car to call his own. The first car, in fact, that he will ever call his own.
Better sisters than I might serve this need by asking my reputable readers to let me know if they are selling a good, reliable car. I, however, am far more intrigued by the idea of finding a car that best matches my brother's singular personality and style.
A Camaro Iroc-Z? In electric blue?
An El Camino SS, jacked up and with a Ronald McDonald paint job?
An old school wood-panel station wagon?
Or an amazingly shady baby blue Volvo?
Don't try to explain. Go with your gut. I think at least one of these makes sense.
Carefully Dramatized Life Accounts | By elissa | 03:55 PM
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I'm gonna have to go with that El Camino. Yup. Definitely.
Posted by: becky at April 19, 2006 07:00 PM
Since I suggested the IROC and found the electric blue baby, my pick is obvious. But consider the potential. Josh is white trash without being white or trash.
Plus, he'll pimp at the Fort O Wal-Mart parking lot.
Posted by: Noel at April 19, 2006 10:57 PM
The Camino is the way to go. I speak from personal experience...
Posted by: justin at April 20, 2006 11:53 AM
I would personally like to adde a fourth option: a yellow Jeep CJ 7. The CJ 7 maintains Yoshi's beach roots, with the yellow accentuating the fact that he is a Hawaiian-surfer-boy whose favorite outfit is a tank top, board shorts and slippers. At the same time, with a little help, the CJ 7 can become the perfect redneck offroading machine, an easy way for Mather to fit in with the North Georgia crowd. You can get a used one (not the restored ones) for a fairly good price, and everybody loves driving in a Jeep. It's only drawback is the gas, which probably sits around 16 to 17 mpg. I rest my case.
Posted by: Luther at April 20, 2006 06:27 PM
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